unknowablewoman:

Seriously though, if you plan to tell your children that masturbation causes cancer, please just don’t reproduce. Please. 

4 months ago · 127 notes · Source · Reblogged from saturniinae

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    the usual phrase over my country is “it makes your hands grow hair”
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    what now? My. It’s been a while since the days of “it makes you go blind!”.
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    Or that they’ll go blind. Or that they’ll get hairy palms and everyone will laugh at them. Both are something my...
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    Right up there with a roommate whose mom had convinced her that you could get pregnant giving oral sex to a guy. I never...
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